A fork of Rural Dictionary
A combination of a glomp and a grope. An aggresive tackle hug, usually involving sexual touching.
Real world:
A rushes at B, jumping upon B, grabbing randomly at B's butt and sexual organs.
1. (N) A spoon/fork hybrid often used in plots of mass destruction and world domination.
2. (V) To us as a spork or to stab someone with a spork.
One day I shall rule the Earth with only the assistance of these six sporks I stole from Taco Bell!
A word meaning "journey" which was manipulated to mean "holy war" in the times just before the crusades when several muslim sects banned together to attempt to force christians out in order to expand their own territory, thus resulting in a christian "holy war" or crusade.
Although jihad has been contorted into a word simply meaning "killing christians" to extremist muslims it once actually meant something.