Country Dictionary

The noise a wet pussy makes when it's being penetrated

My wife's dripping wet cunt really skwobs when I fuck it

A person with a low IQ

My friend is such a tilby he caught the bus naked because he forgot to get dressed

Sometimes my wife smells like purple

Bloody hell babe close your legs it smells like purple

A born leader that is one tough motherfucker who takes no shit from any cunt

Wow, that guy mopped the floor with those punks at the pub last night ' yeah that's what you call a true Schaaf

When a dude cums multiple times while watching porn movies or reading porn magazine's

When I was watching porn the other day I started shooting out porno milk

A easier way to say easy usually used in text messaging

Take it ez bro

When your partner has cum or pussy juice/mucus running down his or her neck after giving oral sex

My wife loves to rock a neck drip after sucking my penis