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porn

The reason your computer's running slow.

I watched some porn last night and it had 50-something pop-ups!

by ThePokemonGamer0 August 13, 2018

porn

The fuck are you doing searching "porn" up? You know full goddamn well what porn is, and you know you do.

I was watching the hardcore porn last night and my dick just started exploding with fuckin cum.

by definitelynotarapist August 07, 2017

porn

If your friend dared you to look up porn but you're a complete smrtass, you're probably here.

Dave: I dare you to look up porn! Smartass: Done.

by warrobotsalt February 03, 2019

porn

The only reason why you are here is if you are a fucking 4yr who heard your parents talking to your older bother in the other room about his child porn addiction after you went on his "homework" file with 413 images and told your parents about it. If your reading this YOU KNOW THAT WAS PRIVATE, I WAS GOING TO GIVE IT ON TO YOU ONE DAY.

little brother: Mother, Father I see we all may know why I have invited you here today mother: no my youngest offspring I don't little brother: elder brother has lied of his "homework" file instead he has porn of underage children father: time to talk to brother (Grabs gun and goes into older brothers room) T ̧̙̉̀̓̈H ̢͈͔̜̭͈̟͉̐͑ͅͅE ̡̡͚̻̻͖̠̫͔̇̋̅ ̵̧̧͖͇̦̪͍̗̤̟̿̇͆̾͗̋̕͝C̴̘͚͉̿Ǫ̴̛̫͍̱̬̦̻̲͍͐̒̒͊͂͘͠U ̘͙̳̆̆͠N̶͉̰̖̘̹̩̭̺̪͂̄͋Ç̵̡͇͙̙̥̼͆̊͂̆̅Ì̵̡̮͇̜̐̃̓̀̎̍͑͝L ̧̫̬̟̙̞̱̎̚͜͜ ̴̖̬̝͎̮̯̗̔̉̆͋͘H ̨͓̩̭͔̹͈͒̇̐̿̅̋ͅA̴͙͕̞̖̼̦̒̒́͆͐S̴̰̽͆̔̈͆ͅ ̶̡̢̛͎̳̝͙͋̍̍͛͂́D̶̹̞͚͙̩̦̘̩̑̆͜͜E ̧̢̞̻̦̬̠͉̍̾̓͊̏͑͒C ̨̞͇̟̺̟̗̜͓͍̈͗̕͝Ḯ̵̧̝̱͉̤̤̞̗͆̂̑̉́̈́̿ͅD̶̰̗̱̀̎̿̍̏̕͝E̵̡̤͚̞̰̰̫͖̱̦͌D ̢̙͓̮̘̪̹̜͋̍͗͆̈̔̉͘̚ͅ ̧̬͍͚̄͊̋̏́͠͝Y ̪̀̊Ơ̵͎̜̻̺͕̫̺̩͂͌͜U̵̢̨̒̈͊͑̈͠R̵̢̧̰͌̂͜ ̶̯̮̮̭͇̟́͌͊͒̎̿̚͠͝F ̡̩̝̮̪̬͓͓͕͊̎A̶̻̺̬̿̇̑͌́̉ͅT̶̫̱͈̰̘̲̯͚̂Ë̵̡̺́͂͊̑̚̚

by Daddy Cheerios October 18, 2019

porn

the reason you need a new hard drive.

dude, how do you find all that porn.

by kirk February 23, 2005

porn

short for pornography - pictures or videos of people naked or having sex, designed to erotically stimulate the viewer see porniac

and here's my porn stash

by Freddy Nicholls June 11, 2004

porn

Something that can bei either so beautiful that it makes DaVinci cry, or so hideous and nasty that it makes David Cronenberg take notes. Also, the favorite reading material of Evangelical Christians.

Evangelical Christians outwardly hate porn, but that's only because they maxed out their credit cards on it.

by Senor Squiid September 05, 2006