A fork of Rural Dictionary
Girl: -Fuck me you white piece of shit -Aw, it's cute -...is it on backwards? -Where's the tv remote? -Did you start yet? -I like your ceiling -You might want to get checked out after this -I want a baby Guy: -Aw I hate tuna... -Here's the condom I said I would use -What is THAT? -Maybe we should have kept the lights off... -FUCK SHIT TITS -Come on... Those HAVE to be plastic
There are just some things NOT to say during sex...
1.) When, after sexual intercourse, the male jumps in the air and does a 360 spin and slaps the female's vagina with full force upon landing 2.) When a lumberjack takes his axe and jumps in the air, completing a 360 degree spin and successfully chops a log/tree 3.) When you continually spin while jacking off
I preformed a 360 wood chop on your mom last night!