Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

devil's dick

A contemptible, crude, horrible person

After all I've done for you, I don't deserve to be treated like the devil's dick!

by Plasmaguy August 22, 2015

tune in my room

To listen to music in one's bedroom.

I just want to relax and tune in my room.

by Plasmaguy September 11, 2016

ride the train to pound town

to have sex with

I may not have found a girlfriend, but I'd at least like to ride the train to pound town with someone.

by Plasmaguy March 27, 2015

wash the China out of it

To remove the chemical smells left over by cheap manufacturing processes.

"That looks like an okay blender, but be sure and wash the China out of it."

by Plasmaguy January 27, 2015

breedworthy

highly attractive, healthy, and robust.

She's the most breedworthy mare I've seen in five generations.

by Plasmaguy November 01, 2015

fuel my rocket

To find sexually stimulating or arousing

Sweetheart, that dress you have on really fuels my rocket! Baby, you really fuel my rocket!

by Plasmaguy October 31, 2016

turdification

to debase, muddy up, or greatly lower the quality of something.

Her excessive use of slang is a turdification of the English language.

by Plasmaguy September 11, 2016