A fork of Rural Dictionary
Kikin, a nickname commonly used for Fransico's. Kikin's are often seen as highly intellectuals who love to invest in gel companies since they purchase the most product for their jizzed out hair, similar to a hairy chode on its period. Kikin have a hard time excepting the truth, especially when it comes to girl rejection. Kikin's usually have some bomb ass friends who are the fucken greatest and he looks to them for spiritual guidance. They are awesome at smash bros and occasionally hit up wendy's for some fucking out of this world bomb ass chicken nuggets from the dollar menue because all they carry are 1's since they are steady tippin bitches.
Alisa: Did you see that guys jizzed out hair? Bitch 3: Yea, I think they call that a Kikin. Alissa: Oh Shit! Girl lets go cuz hes heading this way Bitch 4: Hey, werent you guys talking? Alissa: We were until I met his sexy ass friends, Bruzr n Titanic, who owned me in smash bros. That Kikin needs to get off my nuts, i think hes texting me right now! Kikin: Why? Why? Just love me
Goliath derives from the nickname given to David for his unknown sized penis by his bomb ass friends who hit up White Castle cuz itz da shit. Only known surviving witness is a young carbon based female who goes by the name Jenny, not the Criag. David is a Hollister fanatic who on occasion wears cub jersys reading "Fuk-u-do-me" Legend has it, his pimp ass bifocals have the ability to turn him gay at will. We understand this because of his famous quote, "If ur hot im single, but if ur ugly then im gay!" Some question if his gayness is permanant due to the fact he is always hitting on his sexy ass friends, especially Bruzr. Sadly, David is unaware of his infatuation and unrequitted love for the one named Jenny, once again not the Craig.
David: So you ready for round 2 Goliath Goliath: I should call the police for the way you beat me! *Police* (knocking on door): Open the door Goliath! We know ur in there. Goliath: Youll never catch me alive damn coppers! Im hangin with my bomb ass freinds, Bruzr n Titanic, theyre owning me in smash bros right now! (Borat voice)"I Like" Jenny: Get em, he put me in a wheelchair and didnt even call. (What a pimp)