A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone with a pretty small penis but is outrageously confident about it and still claims to be a “sex god”. Eveb though size doesn’t really matter but a good attitude does.
“I was totally into this guy who had a below average dick but he had the whole napoleon dick syndrome and it really put me off.”
GGSK means “Get Good, Shit Kid”. Often used by gamers who want to say “get good” to a new player but also wants to add on an insult as a extra kick in the face.
“I’ve been playing football for years but I’ve never scored a goal and now the other kids are being assholes” “GGSK” “Dad, please”
A river gypsy is a person who lives on a canal boat or another kind of live-on boat.
Emma: OH did you hear about Sean? Kirsty: Yeah! He's gone full river gypsy, divorced his wife and sold all his clothes and only wears a sock to cover his bits when he goes PoGo hunting.
When a person wearing jeans sits down and the zipper/button area sticks up, making it look like the wearer has an erection. Known as the grown zone as that’s extra room for the penis to grow.
Kieran: Andy, look, Simon has a massive erection. Andy: no that’s just his grown zone. Look, Emma has one too and I know for a fact she doesn’t have a penis. Kieran: what? Andy: ... what?
Kind of like “Spidey Sense” but instead you’re sensing that someone, somewhere, usually in a group chat you’re in you haven’t checked it’s a little while, are talking dirty without you.
Simon: Yeah anyway, as I got to Wrecsam I went straight to - hold on my Luxy Tingle is going mad. I bet Rich and Andy are at it.
As I'm sure we all know, Avril Lavigne died in 2003. The 90's kids could not live without such a skater/scene/emo icon so a clone was brought in to replace her. Her name was Melissa Vandella.
Have you heard Avril's new album? You can really hear Melissa Vandella's accent coming through on this one.
The first, and greatest, 151 Pokémon.
I got all Original 151 Pokémon in my yellow game! Time to lose my virginity!