A fork of Rural Dictionary
Female dolphins have vaginal secretions that male male dolphins cum repeatedly. Scientists decided to try if it strictly affected only dolphins so took some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and smeared it on a male primates penis. Oh, boy. It worked. It worked so well the primate had a heart attack. While this is a popular copy pasta it’s also been a popular “joke” human males have made about wanting to die this way.
Andy; I’m so sick of this, I’m so close to getting my hands on some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and ending it Simon: wait is that true? Andy: please, Google dolphins pussy jelly. And make sure you don’t forget the word “jelly”
According to some reports in 2018, and possibly earlier, women were told by an Etsy seller that to "restore the elasticity of the uterine wall" one must insert ground up wasp nest material into the vagina. Which, most sane people know, is absolutely batsh*t insane.
Kirsty laughed at the idea of a vagina nest outloud but internally was questioning whether there was any scientific evidence behind it.
A combination of the words “porn” and “latte” used to describe the most depraved and explicit latte art. The baristas are usually trained in secret caves deep within the Lickey Hills.
Andy: Yo Kieran, Simon and I just had ace poratte. It was a guy with three wangs giving it to a hot Malay chick! Kieran: Was that from Emma? She makes the best poratte.
“What the dish” is a term people defer to instead of saying “what the fuck”, “you fucking what”, “what the flying fuck” or “fucking what” to avoid swearing.
Luxy; I’m thinking of stretching my ears again! Andy; oh yeah? Luxy; yeah, just a little bigger, I’m using your cutlery. Andy; What the dish?
A more respectful way of saying “meat curtains” or “beef curtains”.
Andy: Hey listen, those shorts are far too skimpy, one can almost see your meat blinds Simon: Andy, I’ll wear what I want, and, for the last time, I have balls.
The area dividing the brain and the soul is affected in many ways by experience- Some lose all mind and become soul: Insane. Some lose all soul and become mind: Intellectual. Some lose both and become: Accepted. -Charles Bukowski
My lifedance made me realise I'm actually batshit fucking Insane.