A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ping Gate is the term coined by residents of the U.K. who have been forced into using the useless Tory COVID-19 app and who have “pinged” by said app to isolate, when not necessary. This is causing much frustration to everyone trying to get a sense of normality back into their life.
BoJo: oh poppycock, I’ve been pinged to isolate. Hancock; I’m glad I deleted the app after I sexually manipulated my staff to suck me off. Fucking ping gate.
1. What you say when someone is going on, and on, and on about their boring ass life and you want to show how obnoxiously hilarious you are. 2. Also a Finding Nemo reference.
Kieran: oh! So I forgot to tell y’all that I’m gonna be a father! Emma: blah blah blah me me blah blah blah blah blah me me me Simon: that was harsh, Emma. Andy. But needed. Let’s go watch Finding Nemo
The term one uses when a person develops a strong emotional attachment towards a machine or a robot.
Jimmy was so upset when his furby died, he obviously was suffering from the tamagotchi effect.
“Why are you staring at that car crash? You know it killed two people!” “Morbiosity”
A British Rail Sandwich is used to describe getting rodgered by Tories, be it one after the other or with days in between the rodgering. BoJo used the term nonchalantly while discussing the COVID-19 vaccine graphs.
Nicole couldn’t wait to see Jamie. He was the third in her British Rail Sandwich and she was hoping to get a rodgering before taking a snack from a child’s mouth and shitting on the floor of a local hospital.