A fork of Rural Dictionary
People who map the layout and notable features of rectums.
Oprah: I had one hell of a night last night. These anal cartographers kept me up all night. Dr. Phil: Well at least they didn't write "Here be dragons" on your map...
The act of ejaculating in someones eye.
John: That vagrant over there just gave me the cloudy monocle... Roger: Like he handed you a vintage piece of eyewear? John: No he fucking jizzed in my fucking eye!