Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Anal Cartographers

People who map the layout and notable features of rectums.

Oprah: I had one hell of a night last night. These anal cartographers kept me up all night. Dr. Phil: Well at least they didn't write "Here be dragons" on your map...

by PolarKingBear January 02, 2010

The Cloudy Monocle

The act of ejaculating in someones eye.

John: That vagrant over there just gave me the cloudy monocle... Roger: Like he handed you a vintage piece of eyewear? John: No he fucking jizzed in my fucking eye!

by PolarKingBear January 02, 2010