Country Dictionary

Flop Cobbler

The person who uses a lighter to melt two plastic pieces of a blown out flip flop and makes it whole again

“Hey pone, I blew out a flip flop”. Don’t worry man I come from a long line of flop cobblers... I got you.

PhoQBtch

What you say to the bitches that click 'keep out' and don't allow your made up word to enter this fictional dictionary

Hey ass hole.....PhoQBtch!

Hot Yippie

A person who rides their bike to the grocery store with child in in tow.

If this hot yippie’s kid wasn’t so damn cute I’d slap him right off his yippie bike and give him a dirty sanchez.

Fuck Tammy!

Bitch

Fuck Tammy!, she’s a bitch.