A fork of Rural Dictionary
We know that a Charlie likes baseball. A Charlie also likes Kristin. We literally know nothing else.
Person 1: Does Charlie like baseball Person 2: yes Person 1: does Charlie like Kristen Person 2: yes Person 1: do they like anything else Person 2: No fucking clue
A review on a movie. It should include a description of the movie as well as an ultimate rating such as 3/5 stars or 8/10 sksksksk or 30872/73639 intergalactic likes.
Movie reviewer: I thought that batman was a highly intellectual movie with a great plot. It gets 10/10 sksksksks
A human called Eliza is somebody who is highly addicted to tea. They probably look like a child but actually have the mental state of a 64 year old man. They like reviewing movies out of sksksksk. If you meet an Eliza make sure to run very far away. They are rather insane. They tend to be short and slow so outrunning them is possible.
Person 1: is that an Eliza over there Person 2: sksksksksk I think it is what shall we do? Person 1: surrender the tea and RUN
Declan is very gay
Group Chat: Declan is Gay Declan: I sure am
A Lochie is someone who loves cars. However a Lochie loves cars in a way to sexual way. Don't let them near your car or they will start fucking it. A lochie also likes fucking turtles. They are very short and unreliable.
Lochie singing to random car: The machine of a dream, such a clean machine With the pistons a pumpin', and the hubcaps all gleam When I'm holding your wheel All I hear is your gear With my hand on your grease gun Mmm, it's like a disease, son I'm in love with my car, gotta feel for my automobile Get a grip on my boy racer roll bar Such a thrill when your radials squeal