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The time at which the bathrooms are most crowded, and not just the ladies room. Usually during intermissions and half time.

I had to wait an hour to do god's work... It was flush hour.

big ugly scary nigerian basketball player

When all the nation on Earth nuked the shit out of eachother. Afterwards what few survivors there were lived in caves in Montana and spent their lives chugging whiskey until Zefram Cochran built a space ship out of a missile and brought back really smart friendly aliens who fixed everything

Russian guy: Oh, you want some vodka?

When you go up to a party, get really drunk, and pass out on the toilet in mid-poop, causing the people to take you outside and hose you off.

That nasty pucket girl was just lying in her own shit. I was so disgusted. Ewwwwww

The Proof: Heming is stupid and annoying Heming= stupid x annoying Annoying people are cotangent with poop dicks Heming= cos poop dick stupid The level of stupidity is theta Hemings level of stupidity is theta Heming=cos poop dick theta Heming is Cheming on paper Heming=Cheming We conclude: Cheming=cos poop dick theta

The proof of cheming=cos poop dick theta took merely minutes to think up because cheming is an ugly poop dick.

In Xtreme Badminton, a move used to distract other oponents into thinking you're a badass.

Andy performed the Shittle Cock Slam! when he fell over the net

My mother. She's got a badonkadonk that is 32 inches around the first cheek and 31 around the other.

Damn she is your mother, don't be saying that. But she's the hottest freaken girl ever.