Country Dictionary

Obvious; plain; self-evident.

- George W. protects the freedom and liberty of America. - You do realize that's patent bullshit, don't you.

A clothing company that uses sweatshops to manufacture clothes. Boycott it.

I'd buy a pair of Guess? jeans if they weren't so fucking ugly, cost so fucking much and made by 8-year-old kids.

A man who, if in an utopistic parallel universe was elected as the president of the United States, would reduce the plight of people in his country as well as other countries a metric shitload more than any of his fellow candidates.

A: I don't know whether to vote for Bush or Kerry... B: Don't be a shitmuncher and follow the polarization the mass media is feeding you. There is a third alternative. Vote for Nader.

The same as I'll never wash my cheek, except you say this after dipping your dick in a fine piece of ass.

Shee, that bitch was fine. I'll never wash my cock again.

Pronounced twenty-exty-six. A year X0 years after the year 2000.

Twenty-exty-six! Nineteen-thirty-six!

A band that sung about how Radio Still Sucks, and then went on to be on MTV.

Can you spell "poseur"?

Something Huey, Dewie and/or Louie say a lot.

Quackaroonie, Unca Scrooge! I think I just farted!