Country Dictionary

Florida Day

A holiday on April 3, where Florida men supposedly reach their max power. Tread carefully on April 3......

"Yo man, Florida Day is tomorrow"

Iowa

The WORST FUCKING STATE IN THE COUNTRY. ITS JUST SHIT, THERE IS SO MUCH COW SHIT. I FUCKING HATE COW SHIT, IT SMELLS FUCKING HORRIBLE. EVEN DES MOINES SMELLS LIKE SHIT AND ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A GOOD CITY, BUT ITS SHIT. AND THE AIR FUCKING SUCKS, ITS ALL SMOGGY AND SHIT FROM THE FUCKING COW SHIT!!!!!!!!!

"FUCK Iowa"

Pikes Peak

A really fucking tall mountain in Colorado, cause some guy called Pike climbed it and people where like "Hm yes lets name this mountain after him."

Guy 1: "Yo homie, wanna climb Pikes Peak." Guy 2: "Nah bro, I broke all my fucking bones taking a shit yesterday."

bitchassmotherfuckerlookingheadass

Somebody who is a bitch with a ass, who fucked your mother, and has something on his head that looks like a ass. Or its just a long insult

"Bro your a bitchassmotherfuckerlookingheadass."

eggender

Your a egg or something? Honestly I don't fucking know, its a thing, google it I'm not kidding.

How do I come out to friends as an eggender? "What the fuck is a eggender?"