A fork of Rural Dictionary
The lube I use to slide through the hairy, frigid crevices of the big gapping asshole called life.
At least wine and dine me up with some drug store alcohol before you come home and fuck me, trynna tell me my cat just died.
How insestial retards who unfortunately ventured out of a vagina in a southern state pronounce "Alabama".
"Gee golly gosh, I miss havin' insest with my sister in Alabamer!"