Country Dictionary

A fat little creature, that tends to pop out during unexpected times. It is marked by its retarded little jiggly dance.

I hate that little pigglyfagfuck!

A man who wants some pants.

"Solomon Grundy want pants, too"

An insult used at someone who has beaten you verbally, physically or in any other way. It is like calling one a fag, but it might not get you beaten up even worse.

You fucking fagford! What? You are retarded.

A sly, cat-man pimp. He'll kill you faster than you can say "shenanigans".

Help, Catmandu is after me!

A mischevious creature featured in the movie "The Goonies". He is deformed and likes chocolate. His friend is Chunk.

"Man, I have nightmares about Sloth coming to get me."

A species of goblin that steals crotches from the male species. Said to be a mythical creature but sightings and instances have occured.

Get me to a hospital, a crotch goblin stole my crotch!

A whore who provides services for crack-cocaine.

"I got a fat bag of crack, so i'm gonna find myself a crack whore."