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simplicate

The act of simplifying, condensing, or streamlining something, usually technical in nature, that has gotten overly verbose or complicated. var. simplication

After reviewing the code, the director looked him and just said, "simplicate this or you're fired".

techtard

A person who is hopelessly clueless about using technology.

My boss is such a techtard, he thought the red video 'record' dot was the off button and he had hours of video of the inside of his pocket.