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Joe

Who's Joe? you ask.

JOE MAMA!

Averyaverage14yearoldboywhohasaslightobsessionwithBritneySpears

A 14 year old “Kid_from_Europe” posted this in the r/teenagers subreddit under this post: reddit .com/r/teenagers/s/yqJoKr2MIb

The kid’s post is reddit .com/r/teenagers/s/ToZyJW53fi

Interviewer: “Describe yourself in one word.”

A very average 14 year old boy who has a light obsession with Britney Spears: “I’m Averyaverage14yearoldboywhohasaslightobsessionwithBritneySpears”

Rule 34

A rule where if something exists, there is or will be porn of it. Even if it's a baby.

Me: I doubt Lily Loud would have rule 34
*searches it up*
*throws phone at wall as hard as possible*
Me: WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!?

qwertyuiopaqsdfghjklzxcvbnm

Every letter key on the qwerty keyboard in order

is every letter key on the qwerty keyboard qwertyuiopaqsdfghjklzxcvbnm
1st row: qwertyuiop
2nd row: asdfghjkl
3rd row: zxcvbnm

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Dream Sexual

A mental disorder developed from being too hardcore of a dream stan.

Lunatic: Dream is so hot
Person with functional brain: Dream is cool but how do you know that he's hot? You've never seen his face.
Lunatic: I'm such a dream sexual.
Person with functional brain: *loads machine gun* Goodbye, you disgust me. * unloads 20 whole 100 bullet magazines into lunatic's chest*