Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Roofie Lottery

The act of consuming drinks found lying around a party and/or bar in hopes of finding on that has been drugged.

We thought she was just wasted but it turns out she was playing the roofie lottery...and she was wasted.

by PrincessofPuke November 01, 2011

Blue balls of death

On occurrence when you're masturbating to internet porn and, just before you climax, your computer dies and you get the "blue screen of death."

The other night I was jerkin' it and just as I was about to cum, BLAM! Blue balls of death...

by PrincessofPuke November 01, 2011