Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Technodump

To use hi-tech lavatory furniture - such as Dyson hand-driers or Japanese multifunctional toilets

"Bob, have you seen this crash report from the server?"

"No I haven't Alice, and I don't have time - I've heard they've installed a new bog from Japan with many, many buttons a& I want to take my first technodump"

by PrivateGuy May 27, 2015

Wod

An Australian: what you get is you turn a pom upside down.

That Bruce is a typical wod: always at the Barbie, dinking piss-weak tinnies and bleating about his country's sports teams despite recent evidence.

by PrivateGuy August 08, 2012

yellow bog brush

The yellow, liquid, jet that gentlemen use in lieu of the more standard toilet-brush.

As seen in Pride & Predjudice:

"Why mister Darcy, that really is quite a skidmark you've left in the pan, as offensive to the eye as it is to the nose!

Fear not Miss Bennet, for I have quaffed a goodly gallon of ale within this half-hour and am bursting. I shall liberally apply the yellow bog brush forthwith!"

by PrivateGuy November 20, 2012