A fork of Rural Dictionary
noun , an 'elvis' is a joint that has either been badly constructed or attended to.. resulting in prominent 'Sideburns' (i.e. uneven burning on one side during smoking), hence the musical reference. Much debate rages on the subject of rescuing an Elvis, with the potential waste of cannaboids being a particularly thorny issue
Heard in after party conversation ; 'Sorry mate, its a bit of an 'Elvis', but i'm too wasted man!.. here, take the lighter'
heard in conversation.. 'Oi, that bird is a right Gnat Pigeon!'
chunky blonde highlights placed amongst darker hair giving the impression of stripes, by someone who foolishly believes they are 'cool' or 'trendy'
this type of female hairstyle is becoming increasingly rare - and seems to be heading for extinction... but when spotted, one should inform all of this glorious sighting by exclaiming 'Badger!'
shagging a girl with her knickers on
lifting the flange i gave that girl a right good flanging
{Fussy} {moaner} {nagger} {hassler}
a nit picker is someone who picks holes in everything you do