A fork of Rural Dictionary
something that is uncomfortable or awkward
The retarded boy asked me to prom, and I didn't know what to say. It was really thorny.
a slang word that means horny , but when your around your mom and you need to tell your friends whats up.
mom: jacob your sister is back from Texas hon you should leave your room jacob: Tony is over tho mom: then tony can come say hi tony: man you were making me thorny but if we must
adj. A person whose actions or personality warrants dragging them into the middle of the street and beating them with a thorny stick.
"He was more than just offensive, he was (expletive) thorny."
A man who LOVES to wear suits and is hopeless with money. He is the kind of guy who walks into an upper market bar and orders cocktails for all of his friends, but then can't afford the taxi ride home.
Wayne "Is that a Thorny thats just entered the bar?" Burt "Yeah all mouth and no brains!"
A person who have a certain apretiation towards anthropomorphic plants or fungi.
Person A: "Lately I discovered that Im horny for flower people." Person B: "You must be a Thorny then!" Person C: "What the fuck is wrong with you two?"