Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Monster-Schwanzer

Penis of enormous proportions.

Dont slap me with your monster schwanzer!

by Prometheus July 29, 2003

WUZZA

Another name for a lady friend. your woman.

"what you can't come? well bring your wuzza!"

by Prometheus October 21, 2004

ass ton

like buttload, a term used to describe a large quantity of something

Holy shit! That's an ass ton of rock!

by Prometheus February 18, 2003

buttload

an abnormally large quantity of something

"Man, I don't have any quarters for laundry. I should ask John, I hear he makes buttloads."

by Prometheus February 18, 2003

Gif-Gaff

A word (or words) that don't make sense or are jumbled in some way.

To tell you the truth, JF made a gif-gaff by saying fazz jestival instead of jazz festival.

by prometheus July 05, 2017

fstupid

Fucking stupid. Someone who is unbelievably dimwitted. Often used in conjunction with fugly.

Dude, the girls that live in the dorms are fugly and fstupid

by Prometheus September 23, 2004

bift

A Cannabis ciggarette. See joint

Hey, you gonna pass that bift or get married to it?

by Prometheus July 29, 2003