Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Jay Martini

The act of masturbating into a cup and putting alcohol into the cup, pouring it into the partner's ass and drinking it out of said ass.

Charlie was horny and thirsty so he decided to make a Jay Martini.

by PsychoLogic1989 January 19, 2018

Meat Smack

The process of using one's meat package (aka Penis) to slap someone. Much like a "cock smack" the meat smack is a harder and more intense version that can result in a concussion or some sort of damage including but not limited to- breaking a nose, poking out an eye, knocking teeth out, bruising, as well as many others

Charlie meat smacked his wife in the face and knocked out her teeth.

by PsychoLogic1989 January 19, 2018

Tokyo Tip Toe

The act of making love anally to someone with your toe and then having them suck the shit from your toe.

i shoved my toe into my wife's sister's ass, and had to Tokyo tip toe to avoid getting caught.

by PsychoLogic1989 January 19, 2018

Typo herpes

The process of mis-typing words that tends to sporadically affect other people

I caught your "typo herpes" Stay away from Bobby... He has typo herpes!

by PsychoLogic1989 March 18, 2018

Butt blossoms

When you take a shit and it feels like it's a flower blooming against your ass cheeks

I had butt blossoms today, there wasn't enough toilet paper to Wipe it.

by PsychoLogic1989 July 25, 2018

Flesh Lamp

the process of using one's skin for a lamp shade

I just got a new flesh lamp at an auction from Ed Gein's house.

by PsychoLogic1989 January 21, 2018

Geined

Used in reference of Ed Gein... The act of using someone's corpse or part of body for a household item such as furniture or accessories (ashtrays, cups, mugs, plates, tables, lamps)

Charlie pissed me off so i geined him, and now his skin is apart of a flesh lamp by my book case.

by PsychoLogic1989 January 21, 2018