Country Dictionary

A combination of the words "Cheesey" and "House", meaning Cheesey House.

"What sort of music do you think they'll be playing?"

"chouse"

Stands for "Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool" or "Drop The Kids Off At The Pool"

Meaning: To goto the toilet, and let out a couple of shits.

I'll be back in a minute im just going to dtkoatp

to masterbate with sandpaper

I wanted to try something new last night. I saw some extra sandpaper sitting there so I did a Pinnochio on myself!

Talking to you is about as much fun as doing a Pinnochio....

A combination of defecation and epilepsy. Upon the act of defecation and the feces is hangin on for dear life, one has to shake so vigorously to break it loose it is almost like having an epileptic siezure.

That damn turd was hangin on so bad I almost had to have defilepsy just to break it loose.

A lonely boy that has a shit PC and cannot play CS:S because of it

Im grimey i love fagballs

Just an excuse for community controle


Most retarded Religion is Christianity, the international symbol for christianity is a cross, Jesus died on this cross and Romans built it, so its disrespectful, like if I started a religion about Sonny Bono and my symbol would be a tree and a set of skis.

And Jesus was a jew, so thats fucked up even more

I hate jews they killed my god

Damn you christians this aint a place to pray, this is a fuckin newsagents

Fucked Up Beyond All Repair

"This guy is FUBAR!"