A fork of Rural Dictionary
To call someone a fucktard, but in a more respectful manner.
Mr. Shlongo, you are indeed a tuckfard.
Used in the same context as a shlong, but if the shlong is not long, but short, you say shlort!
Moe said to Joe as he looked in Joe’s bathroom stall, “Woahh u gotta shlort!”
A online site that everyone post inappropriate words and definitions on.
Have you seen the definition on Urban Dictionary
A nation of retards.
Some countries are such retardations.
When a consumptional food tastes like ass or penis.
My moms food is tastis.
When one is old enough to use lubricant on their penis.
Son, I think you hit luberty.
When a ginger has a hair cut, but is lacking in sideburns.
Yo daddy burns, what happened to your sideburns?