A fork of Rural Dictionary
noun~
1. individuals whom of which participate in soccer in the United States of America.
2. said person(s) have no business engaging in such activity and most likely should seriously consider leaving this pastime to the countries that excel in soccer.
Driver: "Cripes, look at those feckless lawn fairies all chasing that ridiculous black & white sphere shaped object around the grass!"
Passenger: "HAHAHA!!! LAWN FAIRIES."