A fork of Rural Dictionary
A word your friends use when you don't have a girlfriend or sex at all. The only way you get an orgasm is with your hand(s)
John:" Hey robert you are handsome!" Robert: " How do you know i never had sex?"
When you're getting roasted so hard so that you only can awkward laugh or mock their laughs
1st guy: aw man i got roasted so hard i had to use roast laugh 2st guy: i feel you bro
A person who thinks the PC is the best of all and brags about it(which can be) and refuses to try out other consoles.
Robert: dude, the PC master race is the best!!!! John: i think you have the PC mustard race syndrome
A hoe who shows of 90% of her body (only pussy and tits are a little bit covered) for attention
Robert: Damn i just found an Instahoe! John: Name please, i need new fap material
The name your mom uses when u are fucked up
( your middle name here) come instantly to your room!