A fork of Rural Dictionary
A bikini that one wears to the zoo, possible of animal print design.
"Look mother, she's wearing a Zookini, but it's below freezing!"
A sporran (a piece of traditional Scottish dress) that has a bird nesting in it.
"Well it's clear to see, that's a cocksporran, without the bird it's just a Scottish man's purse."
Taking a long shit whilst hovering over someone else’s dick
I was having the funniest conversation whilst Jasing on a Willi-ams the other day.
A person that wears their mask incorrectly. Either on another body part, not on the face, or with their mouth or nose showing.
"You can see his nostrils, he's such a Maskhole!"