Country Dictionary

Alfred the Great

A godly human being (most likely a man) that has more than W rizz. He always has a girlfriend that is called Eva. This type of male species is world class at football and is almost extinct like water in Africa.

My best friend is Alfred The Great

Joshua Webster

A Joshua Webster is a guy who dates year 2s in year 6 and likes to sit on benches inside the under 5s park.

There is a Joshua Webster staring at the nursery

JXV

A god like Latino with 0 rizz. He often chats girls up on an app called "Wizz" but still cannot pull the ladies. He hangs out with a group of gals, but cannot pull one.

That man is a JXV for sure!