Country Dictionary

fatasse

The proper way of saying fat ass. It looks and sounds fancy and it's less offensive.

It is pronounced "fuh tass"

(after eating two bags of chips and a can of dip)
Girl 1: Damn girl you ate a lot! You fat ass!
Girl 2: I prefer fatasse.

post-piss bliss

That amazing feeling you experience after you have had to pee for an incredibly long time, and you finally get to the bathroom. The euphoria lasts for a solid three hours or so, depending on how long you've had to pee.

Girl 1: Damnit sam I really need to pee.
Girl 2: Too bad the nearest bathroom is an hour away!
(one hour later)
Girl 1: OH MY GOODNESS I'M EUPHORIC!
Girl 2: Are you experiencing post-piss bliss?
Girl 1: You bet your tits I am!