A fork of Rural Dictionary
Vagina-like person or object. Usually used as an insult to imply wimpiness or uselessness.
"Oh come on you big bunch of flangicals, my hamster's got more balls than you lot!"
A full on, skillful blow job starting from flaccid & continuing all the way up to & including ejaculation without breaking contact between penis & mouth or even temporarily substituting a hand or sex toy.
My boyfriend has been particularly awesome lately, really considerate, thoughtful & loving; so I started tonight's bedroom gymnastics with a spunk-a-dunk.
An exclamation of exasperation, surprise or disdain.
Oh fluckery-bumfluff! Your dog pissed in my shoe again & I put my foot in it without looking.
A person who is otherwise a lovely individual but becomes a complete arsehole every time they drink alcohol.
He's usually a sound guy but he's an alcarsehole so don't invite him to the pub if you don't want your night out ruined.
When you're surrounded by so many arseholes that it's getting you down.
I'm not depressed, I'm deprarsed! If it wasn't for all these arseholes acting like arseholes I'd be perfectly ok.
When you're surrounded by so many arseholes that it's getting you down.
I'm not depressed, I'm deprarsed. If it wasn't for all these arseholes acting like arseholes I'd be perfectly ok.
Someone who behaves like a total prick when they consume even the smallest amount of booze such as alcopops or shandy & cannot hold their drink. Very low tolerance to alcohol of any kind without thinking they're the be all & end all.
"Oi, big-balls, put the blue wkd down & go to bed, you're being an alcoprick again!"