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Hawk Harrelson

The Chicago White Sox TV Announcer. He IS the greatest baseball announcer out there. He is legendary for his calls of , "You can put it on the board-YES!", "He Gone!" and "Ducksnort"

"Konerko hits it deep. stretch. He looks up, YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD-YES!!!!" HE GONE! Thats the 12th strikeout for Mark Buehrle."

crunk nasty

To get very drunk and high

I got crunk nasty last night, so thats why I fucked than fat bitch down the hall.