A fork of Rural Dictionary
Male Masterbation
Male Semen
Going for a cockshake.
Gave her a drink of my double choc chip cockshake.
spilt my cockshake over my new trousers.
A person with an unhealthy obsession of with the rapper
P Diddy Coons formerly known as Puff Daddy.
A dislexics misspellings attemt at peodiphile.
'I'm really puffys #1 fan, I think his works are of the finest examples in contemporary american culture to date.
"gunna fuck ma niggaz biatch" is simply a masterpiece. Its a beautifully constructed, ballad if you will, demonstrating P Diddi's playful nature and his respect for G - Unit.'
by a Pdiddiphile
Something that is too good to be true.
Similar to 'the cats whiskers' or 'the dogs bollocks'
"That meal was lovely, the monks spunk if I do say so myself."
This is a term which generally describes a badly looked after rectum. A hanus anus could be poorly wiped after defication, it may have hemorrhoids or a rash. In some of the worst cases a hanus anus can smell like a repugnant mix of shit and blood.
Those who do not bath frequently or have problems identifying what constitutes a clean asshole after shitting are generally susceptible to having a Hanus Anus.
An abrieviated term that demographers use to descibe the entire population of 1-16 year olds in Asia.
'youth in Asia' becomes 'Euthanasia'