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Male

-A gender that receives far too much grief. Our past is a bit dark, but so is Germany's. Contrary to belief, we're no more stereotypical than the female gender. We're also not all terrible people. -Generally has to get the job to feed the kids and has to make the first move to get with a female. It's practically become par for the course. -The far less sexist gender. BEFORE YOU ARGUE THIS POINT WITH ME: look at all the definitions of "male", "man" and "men" and THEN the definitions for "female" and "woman." Do you see a bit of a problem? Because I sure as fuck do. -Generally not asshole douche pricks who lack sense and common courtesy. Can formulate coherent sentences and be intelligent individuals.

The male gender is 50% responsible for the human race.

by i_have_no_idea_what_2_put_here November 16, 2011

Male

A big pile of muscles with ridiculous genitals.

See that male over there? He must spend at least two hours in gym a day!

by Eternalastonishment August 05, 2009

Male

A human being equal to woman, often criticized for being a bigot, sexist, pig, lazy and MANy (Bad pun) other things. Despite the select section of us who are very bad people, other men are, just like woman, PEOPLE. While most people get mad whenever someone says "Woman are gold diggers who have no use!", it is widely accepted to do the same with men.

Person A: Hey male, are you a human? Peson B: Why yes I am female.

by xXx-D4gum1-T0fub0y86-xXx December 08, 2014

Male

A blessed species that doesn't have to deal with stupid periods every month

girl:Ugh My cramps hurt so much male:I'm so lucky to be a male

by ThePurpletopianArmy May 27, 2016

Male

1. Contrary to popular belief, men are not "TEH SHITZ" or whatever they tend to believe that they are. While women go through their phases, men tend to rarely grow out of them and sometimes act the same way in their middle ages as they did in their teen years. Generally, men tend to be egoists. There is such a thing as a nice guy, however, though you'll be hard pressed to find one. Some men are wonderful, caring people, but there are also assholes, who are worthy of being burned on the stake. Many people believe it to be correct for men to be physically and emotionally attracted to women; they can also be attracted to other men as well. These men are called homosexuals. They can be bitchy or nice as well. Men and women differ in their sexual organs, whereas men have dicks and other fun stuff, women get boobs and vaginas. Oooh, what fun. The male is also the Y in the equation, just so ya know. 2. Slightly derogatory way to call a guy a man.

1. "That's the male bathroom, and that's the female bathroom." 2. "What a male!"

by Simply Doomed April 03, 2009

Male

The original gender despite what some people will try to make you believe the first female came from a the first males rib

Unlike third wave feminists will try to make you believe most males are not jerks and think rape is okay

by Friendlyneighborhoodmemer June 15, 2018

Male

A blessed species that doesn't have to deal with stupid periods every month

girl:Ugh My cramps hurt so much male:I'm so lucky to be a male

by ThePurpletopianArmy May 27, 2016