A fork of Rural Dictionary
something disgusting on something that should normally be clean
Mel: Ewww, whats that goopus on your shirt? Marthur: Oh shit, my bad I ran out of quarters and couldn't do laundry today.
likes pickles and has a cat
Rollo: I was just talking to Mel she's interesting. She likes pickles and has a cat.
eyebrow doctor and healer of wounds - great at simp jokes and has a mullet. good job.
Mel: Just got back from the comedy show at the VU, that stand up set that Dr. Marthur did was great, especially his simp jokes.