A fork of Rural Dictionary
-phrase used in reference to John F. Kerry (D-MA).
John Kerry is a rich woman's pet! Let's just refer to him as The Poodle.
An all-purpose suffix added to the end of proper nouns to denote a Goatse-esque modification of said noun.
See "goatse" for further information.
"The beastiality enthusiast forever searched for photos of catse and dogse."
That dead girl in the closet from "The Ring."
What if God were one of us?
He probably wouldn't be dead in a closet.
Here's the deal: Phil Collins can't fucking sing. He's a great drummer, but he just plain can't fucking sing. What he *can* do, however, is apply a cheap 80s reverb filter so that people go ZOMG WHAT A GREAT VOICE!!11! What, you seriously thing think that 'great vocalists' echo when they sing?
"I looooove--oh fuck, someone turn the filter on quick."