A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of biting another individual, often as a result of provocation, to everyone's apparent surprise, despite a clear warning being given.
Renegade: I'm gonna bite-uwu!
Everyone: He won't, he's just a glorified bunny.
(Renegade proceeds to bite everyone in the room)
(Everyone is surprised)
Sensible person: I mean, he said he was gonna do it! How can anyone be surprised?!
Adverb. The act of excessively adding the word 'doth' into a conversation, regardless of whether or not it is grammatically correct.
Alex: What doth life?
Gregor: What is this dothage, this madness?
Alex: Indeed, for our doth driver is killed, seemingly by the sheer scale of mine dothage, his dead face plastered upon the steering wheel of our vehicle, and so a perpetual honk of the horn doth-
Gregor: IF I HEAR ONE MORE DOTH OUT OF YOU, I AM DRAGGING YOUR ASS TO THE HAGUE FOR CRIMES AGAINST LANGUAGE
The extremely pretentious and poorly-executed cousin of Grimdark, where everyone lives morosely ever after and the creator jerks themselves off with the idea that they made Powerful Art(TM). If a story makes you regret the energy you invested in it, it's likely a Grimgrey-type story, and Grimgrey stories are always failures in that regard.
Grimdark: "Bring all the guns and we might just survive!"
Grimgrey: "They brought all the guns, but they didn't survive. Everybody died and those who didn't were traumatized messes for the rest of their miserable lives. No one was ever happy ever again, now go cry in a corner about existence while I, the author, give myself prostate orgasms with how far my head is up my own ass."
Pronounced "zuks". Adjective. An expression of varying denotation, from mild annoyance to acknowledgement of an action that will potentially embarrass the speaker of the word, especially if they're into that sort of thing.
Xux, bad weather today.
You did what?! Xux.
A type of character who unlike their cousin the Edgelord, actually is a darker character done right. i.e., their entire personality isn't described solely by the word 'edgy'. A Runelord probably wouldn't be caught dead with a katana in their hands, but definitely has at least one sword in their possession, and it's definitely a battle-ready one that they know ho to use, and not some welded-tang piece of dull stainless steel.
Not to be confused with an overly edgy character done ironically.
Unlike the Edgelord, the Runelord does not garb himself exclusively in devil wings and black leather. He is more typically seen with practical earthtone greys, greens and browns.
A state of catatonia induced by looking at a landscape so featureless and without landmark, one can literally see the curvature of the Earth because of how dull these plains are. Most commonly occurs in southern Idaho, US, especially on road trips.
G: It's so flat and without anything! It's lifeless! Nothing exists! I don't exist! There is no such thing as reality, consequence, or the state of mortal existence!
T: Oh fuck, G's got Prairie Madness