Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Hacker Stab

The act of misrepresenting ones self on the internet in order to bang somebody one time. Once the banging has taken place the profile is completely erased.

I'm not gonna lie bro, I hacker stabbed your new gina before she lost all that weight.

by Ranchgirls June 15, 2020

Germission

The consent, signal or go ahead to transfer your germs to another person.

I'm going to need everyone's parents to sign and turn in germission slips by Tuesday.

by Ranchgirls December 29, 2020

Siberian Taco

The stretched out pussy lips that even when at ease can comfortably cover an entire man's face from chin to forehead and ear to ear.

Yeah bro, I have confession to make, the reason I have acne all over my face is because the other day your chick face sat on me and damn near suffocated me with her siberian taco.

by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

Jizz guts

A cutesy, publically acceptable, pet name for your girlfriend, after you drop a load in her.

Have a good day at work jizz guts, I'm gonna go back to sleep until about 4pm so please bring back something good for dinner.

by Ranchgirls December 04, 2020

Sloggy Tony

What you improvise as a meal for hella fine (like 9.2 or above) vegan mermaids who come into your restaurant and don't find any suitable options.

The angel of death ordered a sloggy tony.

by Ranchgirls September 15, 2021

throbbin rhombus

The asymmetrical sexual tension that builds between 3 people who are interested in engaging in a threesome.

Yes ike and tina and me are leaving the after party for a little bit of the old throbbin rhombus.

by Ranchgirls July 10, 2023

pastrami mommy

A female with a shredded up, banged out, high mileage vagina.

She had alot going on down there bro, total pastrami mommy to say the least.

by Ranchgirls December 08, 2020