Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Fleahive

Overgrown, shrublike, pubic hair that gives off an extensibly offensive aroma.

Damn stinkpot you'd better shave off that fleahive before summer hits.

by Ranchgirls December 19, 2020

Kamala Heiress

A female who is second in charge and waiting for her superior to die in order to slide into the top position.

So It turns out that it wasn't an accident at all.. he was poisoned by that kamala heiress.

by Ranchgirls November 08, 2020

Crusty Diabetic

An individual who saves dried or cured semen ejaculate for the purpose of consuming at a later time similar to the relationship a diabetic has with their insulin.

So when i was done pulling out I jizzed on her butt and she layed there till i got home from work and when i walked in she flaked if off and ate it and smiled. Damn bro she is one crusty diabetic, but i still love her.

by Ranchgirls July 14, 2020

Mericaño

An american white boy with a latín or mexican surname.

That Mericaño is such a poser, I can't believe he actually wears that Abercrombie and Fitch poncho.

by Ranchgirls November 17, 2020

Cumpiglet

A cute, cumload thirsty girl with a phatass, meaty thighs, thoroughbred legs, and a sexy elfish face.

Yeah bro, I hella want to impregnate that blonde cumpiglet that rides around on her fixie.

by Ranchgirls November 19, 2020

Casin hoe

A female who feeds her drug habit by burglarizing as well as escorting at tribal casinos.

That casin hoe is never satisfied, she came back and said that more gain is needed.

by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020

starvert

A person who fantasizes about fucking people who are more famous than themselves.

Wow what a starvert offered me a bj to autograph her tit.

by Ranchgirls June 15, 2022