Country Dictionary

Short for slobber.

I could tell she'd done this before by the way she was slobbering all over my knob.

The guttural, chortling sound of a male turkey.

Nice meeting you Ms. Davis. I'll be sure to give you a call if i need someone to gobble on my cob.

annoying little wannabie bastards who buy the clothes and want to be alternative, genrally try to be as violent as townies whilst pretending there goths. listen to shit like slipknot and "pop-punk" (contradiction in terms i know) like blink 18suckarse.
If you ever see one even remotely near a real mosh, get in there and beat the fuck out of those annoying twats

/mini-mosher before- "ahh yeah mate, lets go start a mosh to blink 182"
/crying mini-mosher- "ahh man, i couldnt get out of the mosh and somone trod on my toe"

city in central california. frankly, it is mierably boring. its a giant field with buildings. yuck.

bakersfield is boring.

The coolest person alive who wrote a definition for aaron wood

One who lets blind rage control their thought, and who feels the need to place blame that should be shared by many, onto one.

Even though the whole class was screaming, Mrs. Robinson pulled an Oiler fan and blamed her headache only on Johnnie.

Tooshort4's amazing song, DJMO loves it.

Tooshort has a big blue shoeee...