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Resting one's testicles in a recievers eye sockets.
Andrew was so frustrated when the girl wouldn't make him a sandwich, he threw her down, and gave her the meanest pair of arabain goggles she'd ever had.
another name for a penis.
background: While playing Marvel vs. Capcom 2, Iron Man's special move is called the Proton Cannon and a stream is emitted from a large gun. Protein Cannon seemed appropriate.
Prepare yourself, your girlfriend is about to be blasted by my protein cannon.