A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you totally stoned out of your mind.
i was blasted last night dawg.
so high you dont kno were you are or what your doing.
i got so blasted last night i dont know what i did
damned; stupid; annoying as hell
That blasted pickle jar just wont open damnit!
Obliterated. So drugged up and drunk that you don't know anything anymore. Except that you're having one hell of a good time. Easily accomplished when you get high and drink then snort cocaine, then drink again.
Say, my good sir, do you want to get blasted tonight?