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If the muffin fits

A phrase used by BadBoyHalo when he tries to be cool while talking to Skeppy. It's basically a remake of the phrase if the boot fits wear it, or just, if the shoe fits.

BBH: You know what, if the muffin fits- Skeppy: What ?! (laughing) Wh-what!? BBH; What? Skeppy: (dying) Wha- Wha- (more laughing) BBH:WHAT?! Skeppy: Wha- Okay i'm done playing dude BBH: What, have you never heard of- Skeppy: No bad, that is some questionable behavior..

by Randumber June 01, 2020

Lafayette

He's taking his horse by the reins making Redcoats redder with bloodstains and he's never going to stop until he makes them drop and burn them up and scatter their remains, he's Lafayette.

Lafayette: "The unrest in France will lead to oarchy. Onarchy? how you say, how you say, oh, anarchy!"

by Randumber June 17, 2020