Country Dictionary

props

1)Proper Recognition- respect from your fellow peers; Popularity. 2) Respect from a police constable or other law-abiding citizen.

I had ta pop a cop in the ass 'cos he wouldnt giv me mah props in Oaktown, y'all.

Yokel

A general term given to any inbred, red-necked hick.

"Some foks'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folks'll, like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel."

skid

Pieces of excresion that are forced into the fibres of underwear due to the pressures of the wearer's fat ass. Also known as a skid mark

Jesus Louis, Youv'e skidded up your jocks again! You smell like an obese scottish male stripper!

Goong

An African-American Homosexual

Hey! That black guy has gotta be a Goong!