Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Fritz

A term referring to a soldier of the German army, typically used by Americans in World War II. To be compared with kraut, or jerry.

Fritz has set up a minefield ahead, so watch your step.

by Raptor October 23, 2004

drag

To have sexual intercourse with another person in a rough manner.

Have you heard the news, Kenny drag the hell out of Shannon last night.

by Raptor April 26, 2005

Retarded Animal Babies

A hilarious flash cartoon series, created by David Lovelace. Viewable at Newgrounds. Better than Happy Tree Friends.

"If there's a rusty coat hanger in there...I got an idea for a game."

by Raptor October 22, 2003

shiy

Simple misspelling of the word shit, sometimes done on purpose in a poor attempt to avoid censors on message boards and the like.

Wow funny shiy, this game sux.

by Raptor March 23, 2005

Half-Life 2

The single most overrated game of all time. Despite having good graphics and realistic physics, it has a plot that makes very little sense and leaves more questions than it answers. The weapons are unoriginal and boring, with the exception of the gravity gun which is really nothing but a toy to showcase the new physics engine. Though the voice acting in the game was good, the dialogue was ridiculous and contributed nothing to the suspension of disbelief. There was not nearly enough variety in the host of enemies faced by the player. The installation process was truly hell, requiring the player to download an additional program (Steam, a problem of it's own that I won't go into here), meaning those without Internet access who purchased the game are 100% fucked. It also had a major glitch that would halt the installation process if "Counter-Strike Source" was deselected from the install menu. I finished the game, and was utterly unimpressed by its ultimately anti-climatic ending. I have to say, this game make even Deus Ex: Invisible War look like a worthy sequel. I've never been more disappointed by a game in my life. If Valve makes an expansion pack that adequately finishes the story of Adrian Shephard from Opposing Force (the excellent expansion pack from the first Half-Life, for you morons out there who never played the original), I might be able to forgive them but until then, I'm sticking with Doom 3 and Far Cry.

Half-Life 2 doesn't come close to matching it's predecessor.

by Raptor March 05, 2005

raven

The girl from Teen Titans who doesn't wear pants.

Anyone got some Raven hentai?

by Raptor December 04, 2003

floater

A mutant abomination that was the result of direct exposure to the Forced Evolutionary Virus (FEV) in the PC game Fallout. Serpentine in appearance, its lashing tongue attack can deliver a lethal dose of poison. The exact origin of this species is unknown, but they were most likely the result of experimentation done by Richard Grey (AKA The Master, the antagonist of the story) with the FEV.

Floaters are among the hordes of dangerous mutants in Fallout.

by Raptor March 24, 2005