Country Dictionary

Sammut

A last name of Maltease/Italian origin, and is kind of like the Maltease equivalent to generic last names like "Smith."

Damn it, Sammut, stop looking so good.

Janke

A rather large loser. Usually a chef, he always makes bad jokes and walks around with a stupid smile on his face, causing everyone to groan at the same time "Jankeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." Did I mention it's a wierd last name?

Girls with this name are hot and amazing.

I won't go down in history, but I will go down on Janke's sister.

Janke

A rather large loser. Usually a chef, he always makes bad jokes and walks around with a stupid smile on his face, causing everyone to groan at the same time "Jankeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." Did I mention it's a wierd last name?

Girls with this name are hot and amazing.

I won't go down in history, but I will go down on Janke's sister.