Country Dictionary

an annoyingly chirpy bimbo who goes out with all your ex's.

that bloody tweety's going out with another of my ex's. they deserve each other.

Bigger lady. someone who's edges would disappear from your peripheral vision if she got to close. also sometimes called Helen.

whoah! shes an enormous wideload!!

blisters that you get from having to high of a temperature

blisters that are on the face or under arms (any where flesh is touching one another)

kirgin---a person who has never been kissed. Similar to "virgin" but for kisses, so "kirgin."

"My god! Vanessa's still a kirgin? But how many boyfriends has she had in her life?"

Someone who is sexy in an alternative and original way, sometimes with prostitutional characteristics. Usually called Raquel, Freyabella or George.

Oooh she's quite a sexy floorboard wench.

a person who is a hermaphrodite

*teacher giving lecture* HERM!

To do something in a way that only Raquel and Freyabella would do it. Something that is only ever funny in Raquel or Freyabella's eyes.

"You sexy floorboard wench" everyone looks confused at R and F. "oh thats just trablager man, you wouldnt understand"