A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Adam" is usually the name of a sad, crazy man. This name is only given to boys who cant control themselves around class A to C drugs and most likely live around shit estates, for example: The slums When you encounter an "Adam", you will most likely encounter a "Martin" who is pretty much the same but 20x crazier and 50x more out of his head.
Luke: "Have you seen Adam anywhere?" Me:"Yeah im pretty sure he's eating mud under the bridge" Luke:"Is he with that crazy martin fella" Me:"He sure is!"
A "Cock Muncher" or "Cock Eater" Is a description of a man who generally eats other men's genitals, or at least seems like he eats other men's genitals. You can call some one a "Cock Muncher" when they are being an absolute cunt to you or refusing simple requests.
Luke: "Hey Adam, Can you pass me that water bottle?" Adam: "no i can't be arsed" Luke: " You absolute dick-sucking, no bitches looking ass, fat, meady, short, blonde, shit haired, lonely cock muncher!"
A man that has a willy, usually a tiny one and shaped like a toe. Willy men are usually named Adam, Nicholas or Luke.
Person 1: did you see that Willy Man Person 2: Yeah, his name is adam Person 1: Hes got quite a small willy